Funny new month jokes & messages

U r 1 of d most CUTE persons I have seen.
Dont misunderstan

d me
Cute means
C-Creating
U-unnecessary
T-Troubles
E-Everywhere
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Just close ur eyes and think of urself for 10
seconds……
Open ur eyes !
Now you will realize that u have wasted 10 sec in
thinking of a
fool…………
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I want to share everything with u
Your sadness, ur happy moments
Every single second of the day
Let�s start with
Your bank account.
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Mom To Her 7 Year Old Kid.
“Lets practice maths. . .
Ok?
Lets start with addition.
Example:
Your aunt gave you 2 oranges
n 2 bananas.
Whats your answer?”
“Thannk You Auntie!!”
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New Traffic Logo
Please Drive Carefully
As Doctors Are On Strike ….
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Funny Sentence Written
On The T Shirt Of A Beautiful Girl
Walking On Side Of The Road:
“You Are Not Looking At
The Road Right Now,
Be Careful..!”
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When
do you knw ur in love?
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When you start searching for the
cheapest mobile plan
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A Line Written On
Guy’s T Shirt :
All Girls Are Devil
But
My Wife Is Queen…
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Of Them..!!!:-)
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~ Giggling Bites ~
If She Is Single . . .
You Have The Whole
World To Compete With . . .
If She Is Committed ,
You At Least Know
Whom To Compete With . . .
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Girl:- Wats The Proof That U Miss Me..?
Boy:- C my cheeks..
My mamma slapped me..
Coz i was smiling while sleeping..
Thinkng of U..
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In Bed,
It’s 6AM ,
U close your eyes for 5 mins,
it’s 7:45
But In class,
It’s 9:30
U close your eyes for 5 mins
It’s still 9:31
Ugly truth
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Steps To Do Before
Studying
– Shut Down The Lappie
…- Hide It
And
– Pretend As If
I Don’t Know
Where It Is . . .
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Hi Boss,
People who do lots of work
make lots of mistakes.
People who do less work
make less mistakes.
People who do no work
make no mistakes.
People who make no mistakes
gets promoted.
Thats why I spend most of my time
sending e-mails & playing games at work I need a promotion.
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12 boys pland 2 propose a girl.
10 came wid a rose
Bt 1 came wid a ring
Dats CONFIDENCE.
Bt wat abt d othr 1?
Wo saala baraat leke aya-OVER CONFIDENCE :
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If ur eyes r sweet,
u will love the world,
but
if ur tongue is sweet,
the world will love u,
&
if both r sweet,
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”Nothing is old nothing is new,
Its just a matter of point of view,
Enjoy life as happy days r few.
Bcoz life is an ocean & happy moments are like
dew.
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# A Man Writing In His Diary:
“I Am An Ideal Man.
I Don’t Smoke,
Drink Or Go To Night Clubs.
I Hv Always Been Loyal To My Wife
And Don’t Flirt Wid Strange Women.
I Sleep At Eight O’clock N Wake Up Early.
I Exercise Daily N Work Regular Hours
But All This Will Change As Soon As
I Get Out Of PRISON.” =P ;->
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Son To Papa:Why Mother Sitting So Silent ?
Papa:Nothing Son,
She Asked For Lipstick,
But I Gave Her, ELFI .